Happie Birthday!

My little cousin's birthday just passed and she turned 7.

I called her on the phone... and i decided to play a little prank on her..

She: HELLO!
me: hello. (The uncle kinda hello.)
She: AH heng GOR GOR!
me: AH heng gor gor? I am policeman. I want to catch you.
She: .......
me: What is your name?
She: ... Don't want to tell you.
me: You sure you don't want to tell me? I will also catch your mama, papa, meimei and didi.
She: ..... don't tell you.
me: I heard today is your birthday. So i can catch u already (i also don't know what is the link)
She: No.. not my birthday... (wat kids will do to get out of trouble)
me: (Can sense that she is starting to feel a bit stressed.) I am ah heng gor gor la.
She: HAIYA! u think i dun know it's you meh?
me: As if lo. You nearly cried rite?
She: No... Wat time you off from work? Can bring me go buy cake?

So after my work, went back home to get my car and drove to pick her up to go cake shopping. Went to almost every cake shops in Tamp central. Looked at ALL the cakes in the display fridge. And i think everyone was staring at me... not that i am young. But i am still relatively young to have such a big kid. Finally settled on one with a tweety bird and ultraman toy stuck into the cake.

She: I dun like that cake.. cos got ultraman.
me: (starting to get impatient) Just take out the ultraman la. I like ley. Can give me?
She: OKie lo. (finally.. phew...)

On the way back to her house, i asked her what is her birthday wish. APparently she doesn't know what is a birthday wish. So i have to explain to her.

Me: Birthday wish is what you want. Like.. i want to get all correct for spelling. I want to grow taller etc.
She: I KNOW I KNOW. My birthday wish is I WANT TO BECOME MORE BEAUTIFUL!
me: -_-'''... you are already so beautiful.
She: I want MORE!
me:........

Had a mini party at her place. And hope she had a nice 7 years old birthday.

I bet i will spoil my children next time.